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3月24日

Waiting For Eternity....

 

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.
Alfred Hitchcock

3月20日

OOPS!

A man of action forced into a state of thought is unhappy until he can get out of it.
Franz Kafka

3月17日

The End Of The Rainbow

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." --- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." --- His reply

3月11日

I want my Mummy

 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

2月25日

He was a nice rapscallion.

 
I believe that it should be perfectly lawful to print even things that outrage the pruderies and prejudices of the general, so long as any honest minority, however small, wants to read them. The remedy of the majority is not prohibition, but avoidance.

 

H. L. Mencken


2月22日

My Hero

 

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

2月19日

Rise and be healed...

 

True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.

Albert Einstein

2月17日

Eye Spy

 
There are no gray spots at the corners of the squares.
2月15日

The fluency of ignorance.

 
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
Albert Einstein
2月11日

The sins of Kevin Trudeau.

 

One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. The bamboozle has captured us. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.


Carl Sagan
2月9日

They don't worry about scurvy in Nebraska.

 
It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them.
Edward de Bono
2月5日

They sure as hell don't call me Burt Reynolds.

 
know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

1月30日

The Old Man & His Son.

 
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
 
 
 When butter has an off flavor
 
 
A comment left for Mrs. Smith by a Standard Net Nobody on a Feline Friendly Space
 
Concerning your "right to roam" thoughts, I'm afraid I would have to agree with you in regard to Spaces. You've wandered into my territory, apparently, ignoring the sign that clearly read "No Aimless Cunts Allowed. Do me a favor, would you? Stand there while I get my gun.
 
 
 A reply to Standard Net Nobody from Mrs. Smith
 
 
Might I suggest if you are going to delete observations that are not to your liking from a public page, that you turn your comment section OFF ...and that when you do get your gun, you turn it on yourself.